1millionyengirls:

i love myself but i dont love me back

thebootydiaries:

cashier: sorry sir this coupon isnt valid

me: omg… why would you…. dont listen to her coupon

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woodmeat:

grimely:

you got games on yo phone?

get this old ass newborn grandma off my feed